The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory crot of a stay in crot Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ porn (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes crot scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry crot of ecstasy, memek porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as crot genuine intimacy. And bokep when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the bokeh rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving memek their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone porn to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
bokeh The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals bokep better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you bokeh want to attract a certain kind of bokeh attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
Paris